Stupid Answers for Stupid Questions

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Stupid Answers for Stupid Questions:
1. Someone calls you at 2 am in
the night and ask you "are you sleeping?"
Ans: no, I’m picking beans.
2. You're making out with a girl
then you start pulling her pants then she asks;
what are you trying to do?
Ans: I want to wash them for you
3. They see you coming out of the bathroom,
wet; ''did you just have a bath?''
Ans: no, I fell into the toilet bowl
4. You standing right in front of
the elevator on the ground floor going to your
office, yet they ask; ''going up?''
Ans: no, I’m waiting for my office to come down
and get me!
5. Your boyfriend comes home
with a bunch of flowers and you still asks him;
''are those flowers?''
Ans: no baby, they're carrots!
6. You're in the queue at the
cinema to buy tickets, a friend see's you and
ask; ''what are you doing here?''
Ans: I’m here to pay my school
fees!
7. When people see you lying
down with your eyes closed, they still ask; ''are
you sleeping?''
Ans: No! I'm practicing to die.
8. You went to a restaurant n the
waiter asks you: ''Plz can I get
you a table?''
Ans: No. I’m here to eat on the
floor.
9. Are you reading this post?
Ans:.....?

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