Stupid Answers for Stupid Questions:
1. Someone calls you at 2 am in
the night and ask you "are you sleeping?"
Ans: no, I’m picking beans.
2. You're making out with a girl
then you start pulling her pants then she asks;
what are you trying to do?
Ans: I want to wash them for you
3. They see you coming out of the bathroom,
wet; ''did you just have a bath?''
Ans: no, I fell into the toilet bowl
4. You standing right in front of.... Read More